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So, can I start by saying

We were looking at the morning papers

Before the show

Because we do stuff like that

I don't think they'll just turn out

We turn up, we read the papers and say

Oh, look at the state of her

No, there's the state of her.

There's a lot of that.

That's basically what I say. Today everything changed because I'd tell her who looks great in the papers,

and that's Kelly Maloney.

Yeah, which was Frank Maloney.

Frank Maloney has become a lady, and he looks great. I mean. I'm serious. He looks great. So am I, I genuinely think... He wasn't a great man. He wasn't a great looking man. He did that thing and we can sort of work out why now perhaps, but he went for the flamboyant outfits, Union Jack outfits. Union Jack suit. No offence, Frank, but the Union Jack suits. I. I'm wearing one this morning in case you're wondering. No, but you did famously like that look. I did, well, I wore that shirt for the Brits. And that went well. Yes, exactly. We try not to give him flashbacks about the Brits, usually, especially not in the first leg. No, but I think... My nose is bleeding. Well, it was the 90s. I think well nose is bleeding when I was the 90s

I think that

Kelly Maloney

was Frank Maloney

yeah

I think looks absolutely amazing

what's he what's interesting

I'm not being sarcastic the makeup's good

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