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I am Frank Skinner and I'm on Absolute Radio. Am I alone? No, I'm not. I'm with Emily Dean and I'm with Steve Hall. He's back again.

Good morning. Man, what a Ronnie's having in the first team? If you want to email or, well, actually,

if you want to text the show, the most popular, I would say, form of contact, I'm afraid I'm going to

have to prevent that because we are recorded today. So in my actual being now, it's Friday morning.

And I don't want to just, I won't mention that again,

so that can be confusing, especially for heavy drinkers.

But so we are, this is a not live.

So don't text us.

Otherwise your text will just go into the ether.

I like that, Frank.

It had a slightly H.G. Wells War of the Worlds.

Yeah, I think so.

Citizens of the United Kingdom.

But you can't email us, or you can still tweet,

because these things linger, don't they?

And tweeting's free.

And the sort of people who tweet,

they're looking for stuff to do. And I don't want to, I don't want to make that any more difficult.

I've got a lot of time on that hands. Yeah. But anyway, it's very, it's lovely to be here. Live or otherwise, that's the way I see. I'm just clicking around on my machinery.

If you think, it sounds like he's treading water. How dare you?

Well, Frank's system, I always feel, Steve, that Frank is somewhat like,

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