Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

With the big, bold flavour of HP sauce, making breakfast, legendary.

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean,

and this morning we have Steve Hall with us.

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the show via the Absolute Radio website. Morning Jim, morning Peter.

Good morning.

So, can I say, before we go any further, I loved this job.

You loved it? Why are you using the past tense?

No, no, yes, I meant to say love, but I did say

loved. That's interesting. Oh, that's the kind of thing that wouldn't be a big deal at all in a

relationship hit. What if I'm being channeled by my agent? Anyway, so, I love this job. And this

morning, I realized, I think, the specialness of the world that we operate in.

When I heard someone say, in a very throwaway manner,

oh no, Mike Reed's turn the toaster up.

And I thought, I'm so happy that that is the world I now operate in. Where Mike reads the sort of domestic figure who does stuff like Turn the Tows. Well, it is sort of like he's our flatmate. Yeah, it is. It's like we're this guy, like the monkeys. Yes. Yeah, we all live together. That sort of absolute towers. Oh, Bags me, Davy. I'm the Davey figure, I think.

Because maybe you don't know you read us, but we're not, it's not just absolute in the Golden Square building.

It's, who else we got?

We got magic. We got magic.

We got Kiss FM's.

We got, we got Pig-Aid.

We got all pig eyed

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