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Morning Jim, morning Peter. Morning. Morning everyone.

We just had a bit of an incident actually in the studio where Emily was given a coffee in a coloured mug and Emily don't lack colour mug.

I just, it was, it was, would you describe the colour as turquoise? Turquoise? I can have a say with that. I like turquoise. Or a jade? No, I'm going to go teal. It was teal.

You don't want your coffee in teal. I mean it's, but any coloured mug is out for you. Oh it's borderline phobia. What is it?

Please don't text it if you've got an actual phobia in your upset with me. Don't win the mug.

I'll text it if you want. I'll text it. I'll text it if you want. I'll text it if you want.

And coloured glasses don't, don't get me started. You mean like it's tombless? Yeah. It's just a colour.

Yes, he likes a pink spray that he likes a pink spectacle. I see it with, why don't I like it, Frank?

With a coloured glass, the thing is with me is a glass, I don't think I've ever seen a glass that looked clean in my life.

No, I'd rather not know. With a coloured glass, it covers a multitude as I say.

I've got no enough colour to multitude in my time. Go night, pick up.

Oh, I can't see. I can't see. Kill it in me.

Yeah, it was a bit of a whole setting. Is it not all the year?

No. I think you said your mother-in-law had an issue, so maybe it's an age thing.

I think that my partner, Kat, doesn't like a coloured mug. I think she bought it a lot.

There's a lot of things Kat doesn't like. No, it's a bit. Because she's very germ-conscious.

There's all sort of things she won't do. Right. And she's ticker at. She's killing me.

And now there's some, yeah, she likes a white mug so she can see what's there.

That's exactly it. I like to know what I'm drinking.

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