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If you please.

Lovely. Like if you please.

I think we've got to establish it's an option.

I don't want anyone thinking it's any sort of legal obligation.

Mandatory. Yeah. That's the dot, sir.

I'd like to kick off early, Frank, if I may, with some correspondence for you.

I thought you were going.

So you're... I've had it.

So, firstly, we've had this missive in from Shantazir.

Dear Frank, a random shout-out of appreciation prompted by a recent meeting on a London bus.

As a relatively recent arrival to the UK, I know you mostly from Taskmaster,

but I look forward to learning more about your work, Best Wishes.

Now, what I like is the use of Best Wishes in a tweet.

I like that. I love that.

I feel slightly crestfallen that you've arrived in the twilight here, I have my career.

What I suggest you need to do is consider my back catalogue, but that's a lovely thing.

That's great. There's a lot of them.

Do you know what? That person is going to have that lovely thrill that you get when you're reading a peycy thriller.

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