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Par Exom. Here's the thing. Now here's the thing.

Here is the thing. I was looking at a cartoon in the Daily Mail.

Now, the great thing about having fabulous things.

We have something called a Christmas Dima Coleson.

I'm going to keep it brisk, but I'm going to give you the full story.

It's a picture of a group of monks in a monastery, right?

One of them is holding a newspaper, the headline of which is

Has Megan Turned Harry Grey. That's grey.

There's about, we should say there's about 12 of them assembled.

A lot of monks down in roundtable.

It does a headline in a cartoon.

It's a suggestion that not everyone knows this new story,

so we're helping you out a bit.

One monk is receiving a phone call.

This is it. So the punchline is what the monk is getting the phone call.

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