This is Frank Skinner. This is Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner, an Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran. You can text

the show on 8, 12, 15. You can follow the show. What does that mean? On Twitter and Instagram,

at Frank on the radio. Or you can email the show via the Absolute Radio website. And will

you follow the show? Like, Perpius to follow the carnival when I was a kid. Yeah. But the

people just walked behind it for miles. Well, that was, I followed the bear,

literally, the Hoffmeister bear. Oh, yeah. How did that go? Was you wearing a silk

bomber jacket in the big head? Yeah, silk bomber jacket. Oh, brilliant times.

With large, hairy legs. There were different times though. I'll put

yourself down. Truthfully, there was less to follow then. The whilst you're right. Yeah, but

people, I don't have to people. They don't have carnivals going through the town anymore.

Do they? Oh, I don't know. It used to be carnival day every summer when people were

like, you know, there's big heads that people used to. Oh, yeah. I think it was, it was a

drug that went wrong. No, it was, people used to do those big, papy and mash-out heads

and wear those and they'd be a marching band. And locals would follow them for like four

or five miles. Oh, really? Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. They're all followed in the

big heads from TFI Friday. Were they similar to that? They were that sophisticated.

But more grotesque, which is, I always like in a public celebration. Hey, now that I'm

back, I've had a little look through the text messages and emails that the show, well,

I'm in with the emails and not the line that happened on Friday. They've come in. They're

just so, yeah, waiting for me. Yeah. And I found one that's got something of a grumble

about you, Frank. Oh, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of praise for your touring. Grumbo

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