Your listening to Frank Skinner's podcast from Absolute Radio.

This, some of you may have guessed, some of you may have already switched off,

is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

If you'd like to text the show, who no advise it, it can be fun.

Yeah. We're on 8, 12, 15.

You can follow the show on Twitter if you're of something of a modernist.

We're our thing. What is it, our handle?

Yeah, go for handle, it's an CB in modernist.

It's at Frank on the radio and you can email us.

Let's do it.

Fire the Absolute Radio website.

Radio website. Radio, I quite like.

I prefer, in fact.

You could bring out a radio station called Radio.

Yeah.

Which, for each of the characters from who's who, hosting their own shows.

Radio, who, who?

Yeah. I like it. It's better than Gargoyle.

I was in a car this morning being brought here.

Yeah. And it's a lovely time of the morning.

You're in one of the world's great cities.

There's lots of people carrying plastic containers in and out of shops

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