Comedy legend Frank Skinner is back on stage with his first standup show in four years.

I think a man in my head saying my girlfriend is sort of on the level with a man in my head saying my skateboard.

Live in London this June at the Edinburgh Festival in August and touring across the country this autumn.

It's what I would call an Elton John Joe. It's a little bit funny.

Look tickets now at FrankSkinnerLive.com.

This is Frank Skinner. This is Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner, an absolute radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

You can text us on 8-12-15. That's the first thing you can do.

Or you can follow the show on Twitter and Instagram. We're lumping those together at Frank on the radio.

You can email the show via the Absolute Radio website. We like to give you options.

Yes. There are people who don't have any. Remember that.

That's true. We start the show.

We were just discussing. I think we just think cropped up last week.

And the fire who works on the show made some tea. And you bought tea.

And I think you put a picture of it.

I put up a picture. It's one of those that has islands on it.

Floten islands of darkness.

Excellent description. It really was like that.

I'll tell you what it looks like. I don't know if you're aware of the Tottenham Hot Spur away shows.

2018-2019. And it has a ghost version map of the world on it. It's a green shirt.

And that's what it reminds me of.

Well, I put up this picture.

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