Comedy legend Frank Skinner is back on stage with his first standup show in four years.

I think a man in my head saying my girlfriend is sort of on the level with a man in my head saying my skateboard.

Live in London this June at the Edinburgh Festival in August and touring across the country this autumn.

It's what I would call an Elton John Joe. It's a little bit funny.

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Good morning. Morning. Morning, Peter. Morning, Jim. Morning, which?

I don't want to sound like I've been carrying a point to make for a whole week.

But do you remember last week that I said that I felt like I should have got some kind of celebration for making it to the end of a debit card?

I've only had lasted me the full three years. Just at the end of last week's show, somebody texted his hey guys.

I've never made it to the end of a debit card either. I sit on my wallet daily and they almost always break Simon from Bass Church.

But I've never had a broken one. I just wanted to make it clear that I was losing them.

He sits on his wallet daily. He said you should ring him because he'd be at my table.

I've got walked into that one.

I've never seen him on my wallet. I don't like heights.

Oh, come on.

Oh, my goodness, me.

Oh, Ghani, Ghani, Tommy Coxix.

Come on. It's breakfast, right?

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