You only think Frank Skinner's podcast from Absolute Radio.

This is the Frank Skinner Show on Absolute Radio. The more observant among you might have already

realised that Frank's not here this morning. I'm Emily Dean and I'm sitting in Big Daddy's

chair because he's some... I don't know if he's waiting to say this, he's drying out.

That's not true. He's having some lovely family time with Baby Bosn Cathy and we miss

him madly but the very heartening news is we've got one of our greatest hits in this

studio this morning, the Cockroach. We also have the Cockroach. He is one of our greatest

hits. I've already alienated everyone in the room.

Gareth Richards is with us. Good morning. Hi there. Okay, it's all we've got time for.

I'm a Cockroach as ever. We'll be here making sure. There you go. Making sure the show

has a sort of a drow... really dreary sounding voice. I like to think you're

ensure that we don't get too hot up in our fancy London ways. Yeah, well that's fairly

likely isn't it? Okay, you can text us on 8-12-15. You can follow the show on Twitter,

at Frank on the radio. Oh, you can follow my Twitter account. It's how I got some action.

By the way, it's some at Divine Under School Miss. I'm doing my Twitter name. At Divine

Under School Miss. At Divine Under School M. Nice and on Wheel, do you that one?

Mmm. And I'm at Gareth Richards. I didn't say that you could do that.

Pretend you're quiet. You're getting on. It's not Mike Howard. You can't just suddenly

say, I'm Gareth Richards. Or you can email us if you're from 1998. So we need to talk with

all that business out the way with about our little trip up to Birmingham, don't we? Cockroach.

Well, for you it was a trip up to Birmingham, but I already live in the North, so it was

a trip sideways for me as opposed to many regards. But you found it difficult, did you not?

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