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and you can get a bit of moisture, but I'm not going through that terrible moment.

It must have sounded awful.

Would you like to hear an example of some of the contributions you could make?

Yes.

Some of the children in need, but this is from Paul Blackmore who's tweeted us.

And he's enclosed a review.

He's enclosed.

Yes, and he's enclosed, apparently.

Now there's a review of your show.

Do you like to hear it?

I don't do reviews.

Well, I do, so bad luck.

Frank Skinner, the godfather of modern, smotty stand-up,

commer, left, commer, nice picture, is older, wiser, and still a shop, as ever.

I ended okay.

Do you think?

Yes, I still feel a bit sidelined.

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