Comedy legend Frank Skinner is back on stage with his first standup show in four years.

I think a man in my head saying my girlfriend is sort of on the level with a man in my head saying my skateboard.

Live in London this June at the Edinburgh Festival in August and touring across the country this autumn.

It's what I would call an Elton John Joe. It's a little bit funny.

Take it now at FrankSkinnerLive.com.

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This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

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We've had to... What was that? That's my spine.

It's good that. Not that matter was.

Someone had a lovely evening. What was it that was shooting you last night?

Oh really? I should stress you were actually...

It's cold on that carpet.

Well he then goes on to say he made sure we got our hours worth. So I won't investigate.

I was about to leave the stage and someone pointed out I think I'd only done 57 minutes.

Did it really? So I did another three.

Excellent. Exactly another three.

I think I might have gone out. It depends which night it was.

I think I've put you up for it for an hour.

You've only said I got you've only done 57. That's great.

I would say that. It's a good sign.

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