You're listening to Frank Skinner's podcast from Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner. I hope that we illustrate the doctrine of perfect freedom.

I'm with Emily Dean and Steve Hall. Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning. You can text our show on 8, 12, 15.

You can follow it on Twitter at Frank on the radio. Why would you do that?

I wouldn't say follow it, not like Game of Thrones or something.

No, exactly. We don't have a skin cast.

Oh, you can email the show via the Absolute Radio website.

I don't want a lot of snakes now texting and saying,

well, I have a skin cast on a regular annual basis.

Just leave it.

Bruce Forsyth is dead.

Oh, yeah. Just anyone missed the news yesterday.

I thought I'd throw that in. I just decided to let you know.

It's always sad when a comic dies, especially a big famous one like him.

I did a gig. I had him on my show, Bruce Forsyth.

And one thing I'll always be glad to about is me and him did a sketch together.

Fantastic.

Written by me, obviously he's not going to write it. He's got people.

And what it was is that I'm dressed as a female secretary.

We didn't know. We didn't know it was stereotyping then.

So I'm at a desk and a woman comes in and says,

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