This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. Today, would you believe it? I'm with Alan

Cochran and Gareth Richards. Good morning. Good morning. Now you

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on the radio or email the show via the Absolute Radio website. So we're

breaking all the current conventions of having three men running the show. I'll

go so far as to say.

Yes, so I don't know if this triumvirate has ever been a configuration of the

show. I think it has. I think so. Yeah. I think so. I think so. I think you forget. I thought

they're self- fickle. No, it's not that. I thought it'd just been different from what's

you know into locking. No, I'm pretty certain we've done it with our site before.

Well, splendid. But I mean, I'm nearly a woman. I think if we all are, if you consider

the closeness of the X, X, X, yeah, that's why it's not far. Yeah. And if we had to,

if one of us had to be the woman, I think I'd be the woman, well, that's not pretty

doesn't come to that. As far as if there was a nuclear attack, we're still

getting like a bunker. Yeah. Good, good, good, good, good, good, if you're

off or early on. Yeah, because otherwise there's a lot of tension and deep

I look at balloon debates. It's a sort of version of the balloon debate.

I'm sort of falling to it early, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. You've done it.

It's what you have. Can I say on the first track I played, which I'm not going to name

because you might be listening to this on a decade channel and it'll give you a nose

bleed if it's not the track you heard? I played air guitar. Did you? Yeah. And I

recently, because we're up in Edinburgh at perhaps the world's greatest arts

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