Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday.

That's right, it's Hohompton!

Don't forget to hump someone you love.

And speaking of girlies that I love.

I could never forget.

I could never forget to hump someone that I love.

Last name, Follet, first name, Jacqueline.

Hey, Turtaleu, happy Wednesday, our third to last show of the week, but who's counting?

It's unfortunate that we are pen pals today because you can't see my outfit.

Because if you could see my outfit, you would be gooped and gagged.

You would seriously be in shock.

And I know, like, you see the top half of me.

So you're like, sipping me.

Claudia, I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans. You. Claudia, I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans.

You're kidding.

I'm wearing wide leg blue jeans because we have this like new sponsor of our and they

were jeans like weirdly to aren't too long on me.

They like fit and they're like really cozy.

And it's the most ordinary outfit.

But on me it's so extraordinary.

When I walked into the kitchen, Zach's jaw hit the floor.

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