The Formula
Criminal
Vox Media Podcast Network
4.7 • 39.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Support for Criminal comes from Squarespace. |
| 0:03.3 | If you're a business owner, you know that it matters how you present your business online. |
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| 0:14.4 | Plus, you can choose the colors and fonts you like. |
| 0:18.0 | Go to Squarespace.com slash criminal for a free trial. When you're ready to launch, |
| 0:22.3 | use the offer code criminal to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. |
| 0:27.9 | Once upon a dismal day, Bob's ice cream van looked gloomy and gray. Although he had big |
| 0:33.4 | ambitions, his socials lacked creative vision. Ugh, that bad? Maybe vamp it up a tad? |
| 0:38.7 | I have an idea. Bob launched Canva and got into gear. |
| 0:43.1 | Create the video in the vampire team and make it the funny SME. |
| 0:47.3 | It went viral. Bob's business? A revival. |
| 0:50.4 | Now imagine what your dreams can become when you put imagination to work at Canva.com. |
| 0:59.5 | On Christmas Eve in 1926, the New York Times reported that the shops were crowded. |
| 1:06.4 | There are more visitors than usual for the season. |
| 1:09.6 | And at Bellevue Hospital, limousines had delivered |
| 1:12.8 | hundreds of gifts for the patients from the Astor family, and dozens of trucks had arrived |
| 1:19.0 | full of trees. The newspaper reported that there was, quote, good cheer at Bellevue. And then, a man came running into the emergency room. |
| 1:31.3 | And he's screaming because he believes that Santa Claus has been chasing him for blocks with a baseball bat. |
| 1:40.3 | Not long after that, he died. And then another person arrived in the emergency room, and then another. |
| 1:49.9 | People are struggling to breathe. |
| 1:54.2 | They cannot see very well. |
| 1:57.1 | They're acutely nauseated. |
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