Welcome to TrueCrab Garage, wherever you are, whatever you're doing, thanks for listening.

I'm your host, Nick, and with me, as always, is a man with a closet full of guns and a

freezer full of meat, but he's fresh out of toilet paper.

He is the captain.

No pool, pool paper for you, my friend. It's good to be seen and good to see you.

Thanks for listening.

Thanks for telling a friend.

This week we are very, very excited to be featuring one of my favorite beers.

We have featured this before, but there is great cause to bring it back.

Ladies and gentlemen, Trumpets, please five and a five bottle caps for Dort Munder Gold

for my friends at the Great Lakes Brewing Company.

This is an award-winning flagship logger that now, as of just this month, is available

in a beautiful 12-ounce and 16-ounce cans.

My how we have come a long way and today we are toasting with one of our favorites

to some of our favorites, first up Cheers to Amber and Humble, Texas.

Amber says the beer that she's buying, that she's providing to the beer fun captain,

is for you because of your awesome takedown of Scott Peterson.

The cheating turtle, yeah, Scott, the piece of shit, Peterson.

A big shout to Christy and Melbourne, Australia.

Next up we have Jennifer and Salem, New Hampshire.

A big shout out to Laurie and Dallas, Texas.

Next up we have Emily and Chicago and last but certainly not least, a big cheers and

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