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Football Cliches

The Forest-Watford Vortex, champagne players & Pep vs Daffy Duck

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9637 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: Pep Guardiola vs Daffy Duck in a fight for the soul of the FA Cup, whistling co-commentators, footballers’ names in US cop documentaries, Jamie O’Hara and Jason Cundy exceed themselves on Talksport, Michael Owen vs Ryan Giggs in the "Far East betting company ambassador video" stakes and predicting Richard Keys’ next withering managerial nickname. Meanwhile, the panel ponder the most Watfordy Nottingham Forest manager never to manage Watford... and vice versa. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Download SAILY in your app store and use code CLICHES at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For more info, visit https://saily.com/cliches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

There are many kinds of impulse buys that just feel so right at the time.

0:04.0

Those Bluetooth drumsticks you'll never have time to learn how to play,

0:07.0

an unnecessarily large multi-pack of imported snacks you thought you couldn't buy anymore,

0:12.0

and literally any failed Premier League midfielder to the Turkish Super League.

0:16.0

In all of those cases, you want an easy way to complete your purchase before you change your mind.

0:20.0

Ever notice that purple shop pay button and how straightforward it makes a purchase?

0:24.4

Well, that means wherever you're buying from is powered by Shopify.

0:27.3

And Shopify doesn't just make it easy to buy.

0:29.4

It makes starting a business simple, no matter how much experience you have.

0:34.3

There's a reason so many businesses sell with it,

0:36.6

because Shopify makes it incredibly easy to start and run your business.

0:40.2

It's the commerce platform behind huge household names like Heinz and Jim Shark, and brands who are just getting started.

0:46.1

Shopify gives you all the help you need to start selling, with hundreds of ready-to-use templates to express your brand's identity.

0:52.2

From inventory to payments to an analytics, you can handle

0:55.2

all the important things in one place. Shopify also has built-in marketing and email tools to find

1:00.0

and keep your customers. And don't forget the iconic purple shop pay button. It's used by millions

1:05.5

of businesses around the world and it's why Shopify has the best checkout conversion there is.

1:10.3

Your customers already know it and love it.

1:12.5

If you want fewer customers abandoning their carts, head over to Shopify.

1:17.1

And sign up for your £1 a month trial to start selling today at Shopify.com.com.

1:22.9

Fours slash clichés.

1:24.2

That's Shopify.com.com.com.com slash cliches.

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