The Ford Mustang Cars and Coffee Embarrassing Accident Edition
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm Richard Porter, and I'm Johnny Smith. |
| 0:25.0 | And this is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week the new Ford Bronco. We had dinner with my sister-in-law and she said, the astronaut, I can't even say it. |
| 0:41.7 | The astrological signs? I get astrology and |
| 0:44.9 | astronomy mixed up. One of them's Bobbins, one of them's real. Yeah that's right. |
| 0:48.6 | Astronogy is Bobbins. Yes and astronomy is the study of stars which is that's right so apparently there's been a new |
| 0:59.5 | I don't know a star constellation discovered a few days ago and that means that she said that means all |
| 1:05.5 | of the astrological signs are going to be out that means you're no longer going to |
| 1:09.5 | be a pisees oh no and I said I said what really does that mean up what what am I now and I think |
| 1:16.6 | she might have got a bit mixed acts yes exactly so LITOTES I and all I said was hang on does that mean Russell Grant's going to be furious? |
| 1:28.0 | Because all of his, you know what of his archive is just down the toilet? |
| 1:33.2 | Is he still alive? |
| 1:35.4 | I think, oh I hate, I'd hate to talk about someone |
| 1:38.8 | presuming that they're alive or they're not. |
| 1:40.9 | Let me just check whether he's alive. |
| 1:42.4 | I mean, well he would have |
| 1:45.3 | foreseen his own death anyway, wouldn't he? Oh no wait he wouldn't because |
| 1:48.4 | everything that he deals in his total horseshit. I forgot about that. Russell |
| 1:52.4 | Grant Horoscopes. |
| 1:54.0 | Um, well he's still got a website Russell Grant.com |
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