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🗓️ 15 May 2025
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0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. |
0:09.3 | Welcome to the weekly show podcast. |
0:11.9 | My name is John Stewart. |
0:13.4 | It is Wednesday. |
0:15.3 | May 14th, the president is in the middle of his tour of kings, his King of Kings tour, Kings of Comedy |
0:23.7 | Tour, Kings of Corruption Tour. |
0:25.4 | He is on his way. |
0:27.2 | I have to say, I don't know that I've ever seen the president so happy and comfortable. |
0:33.9 | I think this is his happy place, that being with kings, having just a lot of camels, |
0:43.0 | I would not be surprised if when the president comes back from the middle-laced, he ditches |
0:47.2 | pantaloons. |
0:49.6 | I believe he may think, you know what, These guys have it. The free flowing robe. |
0:55.8 | Let the boys breathe. |
0:58.0 | Let me have it. |
0:59.0 | Because I think the accoutrema of monarchy truly suits him. |
1:06.6 | He seems happier. |
1:08.9 | Maybe when he's done being president, if I should qualify, if he's done |
1:13.8 | being president, that is where he will end up in the way that like certain, like the Shah of Iran |
1:20.5 | ends up sort of in exile somewhere else. He may end up there because I think that's how he views |
1:26.7 | the world. I just, who's in charge here? |
1:29.1 | That dude, the dude with the robe, who's got the giant sword, he's in charge. |
1:34.2 | Let's make a deal with him. |
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