The Ladies and General Welcome to the Football Rumble in association

with Capital One, the Kereretic Guard that supports the supporters and it's the review show,

not the preview show, of course, we just did that a few days ago.

The review show of the first leg, oh the semi-finals of the capital, one cut my goodness.

One of them is nicely poised, the other is not, we'll come onto that in a minute.

But if you were Moise or Aladai's, how would you motivate the players for the second leg

piece?

I would try and deceive them into getting into the next round, like trick them into being

either good footballers or at a push, maybe just getting a dog on the pitch and then

going fenton, fenton and then everyone will be distracted by fenton and then you run

on scorer goal.

Look, sort of live viral, are you genuinely referencing a meme from 18 months ago?

Yes, yes I am, usually they want you to watch it now, because I've never heard of it.

So presumably you're taking on the role of Moise there because you just scored a goal

and that would be good enough for them after I scored.

But you could just enchant them with memes, you could try and bite someone's finger, you

could do another mission about a cat, I'm trying to think what the top 10 videos are.

Cat versus printer, that's one of them I think.

That's one, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cat versus printer could do Moise versus Yamazai, one could play the printer, one could play

the cat up to you.

Well there's also the Jurassic Park melodica theme tune, so someone could play this is the

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