Hello everyone, Luke here. I'm here to tell you that I have the dubious honour of presenting

another podcast with Diggery himself, The Dark Laws, The Human Enigma that is our very

own Pete Dawson. The Luke and Pete show is released twice a week on a Monday and a Thursday

and looks into anything and well, everything really. Quite often it involves me and our

Luke and Pete show family trying to understand what a earth is happening in peace life, like

for example, when he goes on holiday. Someone is paddleboard and I did them my glasses

on. Oh no. I didn't want to lose them, I'm on my paddle and I was like, oh my god,

oh my god, it's a turtle, he's swimming next to me. Oh, I saw a kneel down on the paddle

and I'm like, hello mate, how are you? It was a pair. It was a fucking pair. It's not my fault,

I just assumed that there was no pairs on the island, unbelievable. Saying that, it's

not just when I'm aware that these sort of things happen. To spite your own mother, you're

buying her a rat for Christmas. Yeah, she said, on monarchy, you'd really like a rat

and research in it. They're quite like little dogs. Run your own, scooting around. How

are you planning to present the gift to it in a cage wrapped up or? Oh, it's just a

chicken of the wind. I'm sitting in a lit of oxalooose. Absolutely a stonish eating

stuff. Join Pete and I every Monday and Thursday for plenty more of that nonsense. Just search

for the Luke and Pete show, wherever you get your podcast, hit that subscribe button

and start listening now.

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