The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Lee Bowyer vs Kieron Dyer
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 3 May 2023
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
We saved the best Newcastle-themed Ramble Guide till last! Today, we look back on one of the most baffling, thrilling and things-you-don’t-like-to-see-but-actually-really-want-to-see moments in Premier League history. That’s right, it’s the moment Lee Bowyer attacked his own Newcastle teammate, Kieron Dyer. And then the moment their manager, Graeme Souness, challenged them both to a fight.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to the Football Rambles Guide 2, I'm Marcus Speller, I'm Jim Campbell, and I picked on the scene. |
| 0:11.0 | You could be forgiven for thinking that by now there could be no more Newcastle United related nonsense left for us to make episodes about... forgiven but wrong. |
| 0:31.0 | In April 2005, with a Magpice 3-0 down to Asdenville and James' Park, Midfield and Lee Boer got it into his head that teammate Keir and Dyer was deliberately not passing to him. |
| 0:45.0 | The way to address this, Boer decided was to punch Dyer in the head. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh there's a fight going on here between two Newcastle players, Keir and Dyer and Lee Boer having a fight. |
| 0:57.0 | Dyer miffed at being punched in the head. |
| 1:00.0 | Responded by punching Boer in the head. |
| 1:06.0 | Referee Barry Knight has baffled by all the punching of the heads as anyone else, had little joys but to send them both off. |
| 1:20.0 | As if all this wasn't bad enough, the sheep is joe then had to explain themselves to Graham Sunnis. |
| 1:33.0 | The Newcastle manager hauled them into the post-match press conference and made them explain themselves in front of the whole school. |
| 1:44.0 | It was shocking and it was brilliant. |
| 1:47.0 | So, naturally, this is the Football Rumbles Guide to Lee Boer versus Keir and Dyer. |
| 1:56.0 | It's just great to hear some Keir and On Lee action. |
| 2:01.0 | You just don't see it enough in modern football. |
| 2:04.0 | Not enough Keir and certainly not enough Lee's in my opinion. Let's get down to it. Let's have a scrap. |
| 2:11.0 | Before the show Jim was telling me where I was when I was watching this match. |
| 2:21.0 | I mean, whenever we play a villa and it was the same result as we experienced a few weeks ago against that team. |
| 2:31.0 | I hear watching Newcastle night play a villa because they never really play that well and they certainly didn't play that well this time. |
| 2:38.0 | And they got into themselves into a right-old froth. |
| 2:43.0 | The previous gold standard, if you like, of teammates fighting was David Batty and Graham Lassoff at Blackbird Rovers in Europe. |
| 2:51.0 | When I think there was a fist or two thrown there. |
| 2:58.0 | That was the first time I'd witnessed this as a... |
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