The Football Ramble’s Guide To… Footballers in adverts
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 18 October 2022
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
After our deep dive into footballers’ good/awful acting careers a few weeks back, there was only one place we could go next. Because if a footballer’s on camera, they’re normally advertising something - especially if they play for Man United.
Jules, Jim, Pete and Vish discover that the quest for a crisp pound note isn’t just confined to ex-pros hoarding crypto on Twitter. We’ve seen it all, from George Best sincerely advertising eggs to Kevin Keegan promoting road safety (terrifying) and Michael Owen’s chopper. Tremendous, by the way.
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| 0:00.0 | London has made real progress in reducing new HIV diagnosis. |
| 0:04.0 | And that's because we know what works. |
| 0:06.0 | Be sure, know the four ways to prevent HIV. |
| 0:09.0 | One, test regularly and know your status. |
| 0:12.0 | Two, condoms can prevent HIV and other sexually transmitted infections. |
| 0:16.0 | Three, prep is a pill which can prevent HIV. |
| 0:19.0 | Four, undetectable. |
| 0:21.0 | Also known as U equals U. |
| 0:23.0 | Means people living with HIV on treatment cannot pass it on. |
| 0:26.0 | Be sure, know the four. |
| 0:28.0 | Visit doitlandon.org. |
| 0:58.0 | This is an advertisement from Better Help Therapy Online. |
| 1:05.0 | Our lives are made of a lot of different elements. |
| 1:08.0 | Our family lives, romantic lives and interpersonal relationships. |
| 1:11.0 | Our jobs, careers and ambitions. |
| 1:13.0 | They all bring their own challenges and sometimes life can leave you feeling overwhelmed |
| 1:18.0 | and unsure of where you're going. |
| 1:21.0 | Whatever challenges you may be facing, therapy is a great way to get to grips with them. |
| 1:31.0 | Whatever needs are, there will be a therapist who can help you understand them and work out the way to move forward. |
| 1:37.0 | If you think of giving therapy a try, Better Help is a great option. |
| 1:41.0 | It's therapy online via video, phone or message chat. |
| 1:45.0 | So you don't have to see anyone on camera if you don't want to. |
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