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Welcome to the Bob and Cherry show.

This is not what I thought it was.

With Sherry.

You crazy.

And Bob.

Do I look crazy?

And now, broadcasting from the Palatial Bob and Sherry Studios.

It's Bob and Sherry.

Oh, welcome to the Bob and Sherry show as we kick off a brand new week.

We're almost at the first official day of fall, all you pumpkin spice scarf and boots people.

And I just want to say before we do one more thing that Lamar shared like this really weird,

disturbing little anecdote with us.

And I think the world needs to hear it because I hadn't heard it before.

Tell everybody about Matthew McConaughey's dad. Well, Matthew McConaughey was on the view and he was

given Joy Behar a foot rub. If that's not weird enough, they said, where did you learn to do this?

And he says, well, I've got two older brothers.

And every time that we had a date come over, we noticed they would come over earlier and earlier.

So we're going out at eight and they're showing up at seven.

Why did you show up at seven?

And then when they would walk out and they're ready to go on the date, their dad is

sitting there. The date is on the couch and their dad's giving their date a foot rub. He gave

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