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Hello and welcome to the Ox Venture podcast. It is a D&D podcast where we listen to episodes of Oxfenture actual play and talk about them. I'm one of your hosts. I'm Jane Douglas. And I'm the other host, Andy Farron. It's a critical hit to your body and legs. So your body and brain and head. Okay. And legs specifically. Yeah, it's legs. I've added legs. Oh, all right. Because it will slow down the movement speed of your enemy if you damage their legs. So you can't get away from this podcast.

Exactly.

You can't get away to another podcast. Stay here. Today we're listening to Waxfeture Weirdwood Season 2 episode for The Fog. The Fog. The Fog. The Fog. The John Carpenter vibes remain strong as ever. It's a table read of the John Carpenter's the movie. Very good film.

Excellent soundtrack. Once you finish listening to this, if you're on Spotify, just whack on The Fog by John Carpenter. Yeah, let's do that. That's my advice. All right. Shout out to our podcast network before we crack on. It's called Geek Media. It's the podcast network from IGN entertainment where they've got all the IGN podcasts, plus their podcasting partners like us,

the OXVenture podcast. Jane, guess what's happening on the IGN UK podcast this week?

Do you actually want me to guess or do you want me to tell you? Well, you either. If you know,

tell me, but if you're guessing, do a guess. Matt Jesse and Jack are talking about the Fantastic Four, the Marvel movie. And also, I Am Jesus Christ, the biblical RPG, which has a demo you can play on Steam, if that is what you're into. Okay. So I remember when they announced that. I didn't realize it was actually, I thought it was just a sort of joke. No, it's a real thing. There's a playable demo now. I watched IGN play it and they were doing a lot of like parkour in a sort of Nazareth marketplace. Yeah. Okay. I didn't realize Jesus could do parkour. Well, he's sort of hopping around on market stores. Through him, all things are possible, including parkour. Exactly so, yeah. So, yeah. And the Fantastic Four, I'll be interested to hear what they thought, because I saw it at the weekend. Yeah, I saw it. And you've already seen it. Yeah. I want to talk about it, but the thing is, this isn't a movie podcast, and I want to talk about spoilers. And I, oh, okay. That's the main thing I want to talk about is. Oh, okay. That's the main thing I want to talk about is spoilers. Okay, well, there's two main things I want to talk about. One, Galactus is Finchie from the office. Yeah, that's true. And he's got the face of Finchie from the office. And he just looks like Finchie from the office has gone like cosmic. I feel like he can't escape that role, nor should he, because that's a brilliant role.

But I don't think that translates across the pond to the US because they didn't watch the UK office, right?

They watched the US office.

So to them, he's like the dude from the witch, right? Or Nostrati, who's the doctor in

that? Exactly. So like much more kind of, I guess much more roles with more gravitas than

Finchie from the office. Right, right, exactly. What I didn't understand is that he's actually,

for many of those shots of Galactus, he's like in costume. Because my assumption was like, this is just a big CG giant dude, right? Right. But then I saw some behind the scenes photos of like Finchie in full makeup and like Galactus game. He's wearing the actual costume of Galactus. He's wearing the actual Galactus costume. And it's pretty neat because they have to make it like hyper detailed because he's meant to be what, like a hundred foot tall or something. Oh, way, way bigger than that. He's like above sky. Yeah. Okay, fine. However big your galactus is, to make a costume look realistic to be that big, it has to be covered in like micro detail you know yeah but yeah

oh okay a galactus official height is apparently 28 feet which is ha so i was i was i was right you're the

comic you're the comics um idiot not i mean okay fine Can you change size or something?

Okay, in the movie, right, in the movie, here we go.

In the movie, okay, it's likely to be in excess of a full mile in height bigger than

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