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We just had the best B role and talked so much shit about so many famous people.

We're not going to record any of them.

Yeah, we didn't record any of it because...

You're welcome. We are welcome. We are so welcome.

So many careers saved, possibly including our own, not limited to.

Matt, we're all in debt to Matt Kahn for not running the record during that last segment.

So, so true. You know, this is the danger of drinking Scotch while you record.

Yeah, near a microphone.

Hello and welcome to rational security, the Flying and the Quiet Skies Edition.

I'm Shane Harris of the Washington Post. Do you guys remember

flying to friendly skies? Yeah. Remember when they could say that with a straight face?

They sang. That was before they started beating their customers and killing their dogs.

Dragging them bodily off the plane.

That was the good old days when you there was enough armrest for two people.

I'm actually getting ready to fly and I don't dread it as much anymore

but basically now you just pay for all the extras to get what used to be called a bad seat.

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Although I also remember that back in the good old days, everybody in the back of the plane was smoking the entire flight and to get to the restroom you had to pass through this cloud of cigarette smoke.

Yeah. Some things have gotten better. The other thing that's gotten better about

airplanes is that they don't crash anymore. Not often. Not as often as cars. We talked about my

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