Spurgeon full cry here.

Llam! Welcome, welcome, listeners to the extra inch.

My name's Wendy, and I'm joined by my sidekick and best friend Bardi.

Hello, Badi.

Hello, Wendy.

And our tactics guy and a man

who's pretending to be a scout recommending Locatelli to NAC Breda, it's Nathan A. Clark. Hello,

Nathan. That's me. Nathan, honestly, that threat cracked me up. I was reading it at like 5am,

and my wife and daughter were asleep, and I was reading it trying not to kind of shake with laughter. Yeah. So do you want to describe what happens? When you try to not make sounds, when you tried to, I've done this before. It's so hard. When my wife's been in bed. You like cover your mouth and you go, and you don't make any sound. But then you like a shaking vibe instead. It's a classic. And with every pose, they got funnier as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to explain it or should I just read it? Go on, you read it. Right, let me find this. Let me find this. For those of you no longer on Twitter, for the best. You're missing out on this though.

Wendy, if you're good at acting, you be the other one and Nathan, you be you.

I'll play myself. Yeah. Okay. So the guy's upsetting me for something I tweeted the other day. I can't remember what.

And I said, wasn't, weren't you really upset me last time? Because I had some questions over Darwin Nunes to Liverpool

and, you know, thinking I knew better than Clop and all that kind of stuff. So then he quote tweets

me. Ha ha ha ha, ha, making shit up and still acting like he knows more than Clop. I

dunked on him because he was lying about scouting for NEC, not this.

So I replied, NEC.

You had a spreadsheet pick claiming you a scouting for NAC Breda.

Sorry, not NEC.

But you don't.

You live in pure fantasy land.

I was kind of confused for a few minutes when I read that one.

And then I, and then I sort of clocked and I went no my

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