The Flute and Pete Show
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2020
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Pete are back with more wonderful Christmas nonsense! On today’s episode, Luke shares the news about a rather explicit Nativity scene, while Pete tells us all about a dog walker’s shocking story - involving a suspicious green cyclist and an unexpected limp.
Elsewhere, we hear about the flute disasters of a silent musical maestro and how one Christmas Carol service ended up reciting Tupac lyrics instead of Catholic prayer. Grab a mug of tea and a slice of Viennetta and join us!
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. This is the Luke and Pete Shaw. |
| 0:35.0 | It is Monday. |
| 0:37.0 | It is the 28th of December. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, Luke, isn't that weird spot between Christmas and New Year did it feel weird it's not as if the whole |
| 0:45.9 | world feels felt weird for bloody ages or nothing. It's a weird continuation this year isn't |
| 0:50.8 | and I would also like to say that we just asked producing |
| 0:54.4 | that to start the show and that you didn't do anything for the point when that |
| 0:58.1 | had to come off mute on their mic and say come on which is amazing. |
| 1:01.8 | Come on come on I like it. But yeah, it's a weird time of year generally. It is, I was just saying to you, Peter, you know, there's nothing to do, is there? Let's be honest. So what I did today is I went for a long walk |
| 1:15.2 | this morning, got back, poured myself a pint of tea. That's the level of debauchery going |
| 1:21.2 | on in West Norwood in this perineum of the season. |
| 1:24.8 | Banging a bit of that chocolate flavor baileys in it just to give it a little bit of a kick, a little |
| 1:30.1 | sonnet. |
| 1:31.1 | So as I was saying to you the other day Peter in a slightly different context, |
| 1:34.6 | I'm happy to have the Bailey's discussion and I think we should have it now. My only |
| 1:38.6 | exposure really to Bailey's is twofold. One is that Alan Partridge orders one small baileys for Lynn in the hotel bar |
| 1:48.1 | when he offers to buy a drink and the second one is our friend and colleague over on a different show, the football |
| 1:54.8 | roundball, Marcus, doesn't drink but he did once let slip in conversation about 12 years |
| 2:01.8 | ago that occasionally has a baileys, so every time we go to the pub or |
| 2:06.1 | when we used to go out to the club, we used to try and make him drink baileys and we would all drink Bailey's to encourage him. |
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