Welcome to Made Up Stories. My name is Noah. Made Up Stories is the best podcast ever. Tell your friends.

Okay, Jesse, what do you want tonight's make-up story to be about?

Um, part half of an ear that can make your hearing more better.

Okay, so half of an ear that could make your hearing more better.

Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, there were two kids named Jonah and Jesse, and

Jonah and Jesse lived in a really ancient earth.

It was so old, it was even before the dinosaurs, and it was even before there were regular trees and different kinds of plants on the earth.

And at this time, so long ago, there were aliens that used to visit Earth.

And the aliens...

Aliens are good like aliens.

Most aliens that are in all universe in space, they're not real because it's just a story.

Yeah, most aliens are not real.

And these were good guy aliens.

And just as in Earth, you might find, like, trees, like apple trees, and there's grapes that grow on vines and stuff.

If you go really far into outer space, there's trees that are so big that the apples that

grow on the trees are whole planets.

And on those apples that are whole planets, there's different kinds of aliens that live there and eat the apples and they dig tunnels in the apples.

And they make different kinds of equipment.

And there's also vines that grow in outer space, or at least used to in the olden days.

And they're like grapes that grow on those vines,

and there's different kinds of aliens that live in those grapes.

And this was before-

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