Hello audio listeners, wherever you are, surrounded by whatever you are.

Bow Wolf here, along with E.J. Smith.

We got a lot of Eagles content coming your way.

We did quackatology this week.

We're doing all free agency stuff next week.

We got the three-hour extravaganza on Monday.

Don't miss it live.

But right now, I'm just going to give you a little taste of something non-Eagle. CJ has some questions. What are they, my friend? Yeah, my first question is actually, why does your voice change for the audio only? I feel like you turned on like a little bit of a sexy voice. Like, this is like, you know, bow after dark. You wish. So, yeah, I've got some. Yeah, I feel like I don't have to project through the camera.

The way you started this was like so sentry.

Like, hello, everybody.

Hello.

So I've got some couples questions.

Are you driving across the country?

I often call you my workwife and this is maybe a way that we can further solidify this.

So my first question is, would you rather feel like a potato or look like a potato?

Would pecker you rather?

Would pecker you rather feel like a potato or look like a potato?

Where did you get this?

This better not be AI generated.

I hope not.

I hope not.

I don't want to put the website out there. Feel like a potato or look like a potato. Like, do you mean that all of a sudden I turn into a potato or I'm a human being... I think you're overthinking this. I think you're over thinking of this. I think you want to feel like a potato. I mean, I think you want to feel like a potato. I feel like I would rather feel like a potato. Everybody needs a good rot day, right? You get on that couch? I don't want to, I mean, I probably look like a potato more than I like. So I'm choosing feel like a potato. All right, we're going to go switching characters is the next one. I hope this is an AI generated.

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