The Fleshlot pt. 1 w/ Ryan Shaner

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of Ya F*cked It Podcast. God quickly regretted giving us anything, as we broke out the communion crackers and feasted as we talked crucifixion hijinks, porn hall of famers and wrote the storyline for a Fleshlight-based version of The Sandlot.

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do dumb.
0:03.5	Hi, I'm Mike Rowe, and it's come to my attention that my podcast, the way I heard it with
0:07.7	Mike Rowe, has been downloaded 400 million times.
0:11.9	Now, I realize there are other podcasts out there that have been downloaded more than
0:15.4	mine, but still 400 million.
0:17.3	It's a lot of downloads, and I was hoping that you'd make it 400 million and one.
0:22.6	No pressure. I know there's only so much time in your day and lots of other terrific podcasts to listen
0:27.7	to, but since you haven't skipped over this commercial yet, let me just tell you that the way
0:32.0	I heard it with Mike Rowe is not like the other podcast. And if you are, in fact, the 401 millionth download, I can't say with any
0:41.2	certainty precisely what you'll hear. All I know for sure is that only one person will be
0:46.9	responsible for 401 million downloads of the way I heard it with Mike Roe. And on behalf of everyone
0:52.5	at the way I heard it with Mike Roe, especially me, Mike Roe,
0:56.9	I sure hope that person is you.
0:59.6	We're live.
1:00.8	Welcome, welcome to Dad Meet.
1:03.5	Ryan Schener, welcome back to Dad Meet.
1:06.1	Thank you.
1:06.7	Thank you for having you back.
1:07.6	The pride of Spray Town, USA.
1:09.2	Thank you, dude.
1:10.4	Spray Town, dude.
1:11.2	Take it to the face.
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