The Flat Rat
Twinnovation
Headgum
4.9 • 843 Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Dave is turning the car rental business upside down, Jeff is glamming up your pets, and Queen Ana is pushing her shrimp empire.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:06.0 | This ain't that long term vision and ambassador. |
| 0:09.0 | This is time to get that cake, quaker than sexton. |
| 0:11.9 | If you're about that, that's money sensation. |
| 0:14.2 | It's time to open up your ears to twin evasion. |
| 0:25.1 | How it do you, folks? And welcome to information, the podcast for your scheme. |
| 0:28.5 | Dreams, misdemeans, hustles, conscripts, hustles, misdemeans. |
| 0:31.7 | Any way you're making that money, we're here to help you. |
| 0:35.2 | Scramble that up a little bit. You look like dad, dude. You look like |
| 0:40.7 | dad. Jeff's saying I looked like my father, which... You're wearing like a nautica polo shirt that |
| 0:46.8 | dad wore to Cancun in 2003. You're not wrong. It's mainly the mustache. If you're a patreon watcher i talked about this last |
| 0:57.3 | week but we have two brand new fifteen thousand dollars sets apiece um set us back 30 grand uh come |
| 1:04.2 | take i mean it would cost it i mean we both have skyline views out of our window. |
| 1:12.9 | Yes. |
| 1:13.8 | Mine is sort of a brick-based invention barn. |
| 1:17.5 | Jeff is more of a lab chemistry or Iron Man. |
| 1:22.0 | It looks like you're in the same city because you can see kind of similar buildings. |
| 1:26.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:26.7 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:27.3 | It does look like we're in or it's very... Why don't you say that? Because... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're on... |
| 1:27.9 | It does look like we're in... |
| 1:29.4 | Or it's... |
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