The five second rule

Match Made in Manhattan

Katy Bellotte, Colbie Cassidy & Adam Harrison

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.6 • 657 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Dating oompa Loompa's are in! This week on the pod: Katy recaps her birthday weekend upstate, Jack's present, and the 5 second rule. Adam talks gay rules and makes his TikTok comeback, and finds another client to make his victim, and Colbie starts texting...an oompa loompa? We finish by dishing out advice to a listener dating a man with some serious commitment issues. All this and more on this week’s Match Made!

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:31.1	To be loved is to be known.
0:33.3	Damn it, Pluto. Get your shit together.
0:35.7	Adam was like, I do not like that at all.
0:38.4	Like, I do not think you should meet up with this guy.
0:40.7	So, like, my concern would be you would meet him in person.
0:44.9	You would see him, one, potentially shorter than you expected, and two, dress like a new Yeah.
1:00.0	There are a few worst feelings in the world than holding it down a sneeze. Well, no, then not having the sneeze when you need the sneeze.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.0	Like when the sneeze escapes you and you can't get it, it's just, it's the worst feeling.
1:08.0	See, I feel like that's what happened.
1:10.0	Like I was on the sales call giving a full pitch to the studio is important and all and also mind
1:14.3	you I'm not or I'm on camera he's not on camera and all of a sudden I'm like like like
1:19.1	you probably thought there was like a rat or something he was like what's going on
1:24.3	and I'm like holding the sneeze and I'm like sorry I thought I was gonna sneeze
1:27.4	and then I start talking again and then I'm like, holding the sneeze. And I'm like, sorry, I thought I was going to sneeze. And then I'm like, it was coming, but it never came. Honestly, it's relatable.
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