Hey everybody, I'm Joey Jones, along with Cat Timp, Leslie Marshall, Rosanna Scotto, and Jimmy Phala, and it's 5 o'clock in New York City.

And you guess that this is the 5.

All right, y'all, are you ready to party?

We're saying goodbye to 2025 and hello to 2026.

And we're just getting started right here at the table.

We've got a loaded show as we ring in the new year, the most cringe-worthy political moments of 2025.

The top viral moments, everyone couldn't stop watching.

And mentalists O's Perlman joining us at the table.

I'm a little bit nervous about that one.

He's a witch.

Yeah.

But first going out of town tonight isn't for everybody.

Americans plan to avoid New Year's Eve parties like the plague. I'm one of

those people. Some would even rather endure the painful medical procedure instead. Get this.

One in four respondents said they'd rather visit the dentist than party and one in five preferred

getting a root canal to a night out. And that's how we're starting the show, Jimmy.

Who's ready for some comedy? I'm telling it. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about going out on the town? Well, I think there's two things at play here. Going out tonight is a hassle, but the larger challenge is that they have really good stay-home options. Kat Timp has a New Year's special. Jimmy Phala has a New Year special. Good luck

packing your bar if that's the case. I think the one in four stat about they'd rather get a

root canal than go out is just a fancy way of saying one and four people don't actually have dental

coverage. You know what? I'll sign up for this instead. That's a free way to get the cleaning.

But I'm pumped up as a comic. New Year's Eve is the worst night of the year because everyone is throwing up and crying. It's like the second half of the St. Patrick's Day Parade. If you're in New York as an Irish guy of Irish relatives, the morning of the St. Patrick's Day parade is very optimistic. Everybody gets off the train drinking in Guinness. They've got shamrocks on.

They're high-fiving. By noon, couples are breaking up. People are crying and someone's throwing up at the feet of a police horse. Sounds like tailgating a falcons game. Minus the 283 lead getting blown at the end of the game. So I get that New Year's is called Amateur Night, but not on TV, it ain't, not with Kat Tiff and Failure.

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