Hi, I'm Greg Gutfeld, along with Judge Jeanine Piro, Jessica Tarlov, Charlie Hertz, and

she paddled boards on a tongue depressor, Dana Perrino, the five.

There's a brand new tourist attraction in America that's all the rage, but you might

want to get your hepatitis shot first.

The local San Francisco guide is offering a $30 doom loop walking tour of the city's

most crime-ridden spots, letting people get a good whiff of the liberal policies that

have turned America's wealthiest city into a cesspool of open-air drug markets and

homeless encampments.

And while San Francisco could be a boon to certain tourism, it's a death sentence to

retailers.

The owner of Gump San Francisco, a place that I used to frequent as little Greg, is warning

that they might close for good after 166 years of doing business.

Our business is a business that people love, and people want to come into San Francisco,

want to come visit a store, but if you can't get around and when you're trying to walk

the streets, you step over needles and human waste and often bodies on the streets, it

makes it an unworkable business environment.

And if that wasn't enough human misery on display, how about Philly, where businesses

are now being forced to set up booby traps like hidden sprinklers to ward off drug addicts

who keep scaring customers.

The former drug dealer turned activists comparing the situation in Philly to a zombie movie.

So it's Kensington, Malagane, it is the first stop that come off the train, come right

down here, and it's like a legal pass to do whatever you want.

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