Well, everybody, I'm Jesse Waters along with Judge Janine Piero, Kevin Walling, Katie Pavlich, and

Greg Gutfeld.

Five o'clock in New York City and this is the five.

The Democrats' worst nightmare coming true.

Joe Biden's big boy news conference wasn't a total train wreck.

Dembs were crossing their fingers that he'd malfunction or fall downstairs to keep their

plans of booting him off the ticket rolling, but Mr. McGoo held it together just enough for an

hour-long press conference. The bar was still ridiculously low and

Biden's verbal slip-up started before things even began.

And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine who has as much courage as he has

determination.

Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin. President Putin, you can beat President Putin.

President Lewinsky.

I'm so focused on beating Putin.

I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President, but I think she was not

qualified to be President.

I'm following the advice of my commander-in-chief, my, my, my, my, of the chief of staff in the military.

Biden also pulled a classic move.

Just blame the staff for his screw-ups.

I love my staff, but to add things all the time the very end I'm catching hell for my wife

Anyway you talk to my staff all of you talk to my staff.

Sometimes my staff talks a lot.

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