Hi, I'm Greg Gutfeld to love with Kennedy, Harold Ford Jr., Jesse Waters, and she loves picnics because it's a chance to ride the ants.

Dana Perino, this is a special edition of The FOP.

It's Memorial Day, the unofficial kickoff to summer.

But before firing up the grill or hitting the beach, we can't forget what today is about,

honoring and saluting our military heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

We have a huge show ahead.

So let's kick it off with your fan mail questions.

Isn't that exciting?

Yeah, so good to be here.

All right.

First question from Connie C.

What was the biggest punishment you received as a kid?

Dana, you were a terrible child, I would assume. The amount of drugs and alcohol you participated in.

That Travis?

You forgot the vandalism.

Yeah, that was a bad one.

You're a bad kid.

Yeah.

Okay, so my mom has since apologized.

But I used to get the wooden spoon.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

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