The Fissure King
The Kirk Minihane Show
Barstool Sports
4.6 • 7.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2023
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Summary
Shane the Meat Cutter is in-studio. The power went out before the show, so Kirk & Shane are forced to record in the dark (00:10:00). WEEI announces that Adam Jones is moving to afternoons and Ken Laird got a promotion that no one cares about (00:02:30). Shane describes the meat cutting business where he doesn't cut meat (00:09:00). Kirk announces he will be applying for the evening slot on 98.5 The Sports Hub (00:19:00). Bradley Stein felt that "professional standards" were not met after Kirk's rant last show (00:24:00). Moss in Dudley calls in to Jim & Margery on Boston Public Radio (00:49:00). Shane brings a Price is Right rip off game (01:04:00). Shane saves the entire show by detailing his Anal Fissure battle (01:28:20).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Kirkman and show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:04.8 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:09.0 | Okay, we've begun. |
| 0:11.0 | We have begun. |
| 0:12.0 | Alright, I don't even understand. |
| 0:13.0 | I don't understand anything. |
| 0:14.0 | Like, why is that red light on the camera there? |
| 0:16.5 | I'm trying, that's a battery operated camera. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, I got you. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm trying to record just you, basically. |
| 0:21.0 | Gotcha. |
| 0:22.0 | Okay, so we're in the dark. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.0 | Uh, uh, Shane. |
| 0:26.0 | Shane is here. |
| 0:27.0 | Well, I don't know. |
| 0:28.0 | Uh, and we have no power in the studio. |
| 0:31.0 | Do we have, do the, is this once again, the shit head landlord not paying the power bill? |
| 0:36.0 | No, it is not. |
| 0:37.0 | No, it is not. |
| 0:38.0 | The neighborhood doesn't have power. |
| 0:39.0 | Something was hit and Ever source has told the tenants down below, very nice ladies, by the way, just met them. |
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