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Ooh, here it is. Weekly excitement, a weekly guarantee of joy and giggles.

And indeed knowledge. If you are new to this,

it is the radio equivalent of the slightly dry and dull newspaper columns where a reader writes

in with a question, why do we do that? Where does that come from? What's the origin of this? When

that happens? Why does that happen? Who? Why? What? Where? When? Wither? Wherefore?

Even the occasional whence. And then some weeks or days later,

another reader will write in with an attempted answer, and then they may ensue a slight argument

on the letters page before finally arriving at a definitive conclusion. This is, this is in many

ways the opposite of that. A, we do it all really, really quickly, and B, it's not remotely dry. But hang on, what's the opposite of dry in the concept of comedy?

It's not wet, is it? Well, I don't know. That could be a question. Except it isn't, because there isn't an answer to it.

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