Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science. Yours, Toby. Take your holiday as seriously as British

Airways holidays take your holiday. Atul protected. Ready? Morning everybody. Welcome along to your

free podcast for today and, it's the weekend.

Thank the Lord for the weekend. We love it when we get to the weekend, because it means we put our feet up, and it means that we can enjoy ourselves and have a really nice time.

And if you all get out there and you see the solar eclipse this morning, that I think you will be a complete person. I think that will be the thing that you will be talking about with the kids

and the rest of the fact, what did you see? Did you see all of it? Did it go dark? Was it really dark?

It's pretty dark now, but there again, this is early hours of the morning. And who are the names

in the frames? Well, today in the papers was only one name, wasn't there really? Zane Malick. We expose Lauren Goodya as being a fraud because we wondered why she was pictured on a beach going, oh, I don't want to be this big. And it's because she's eating deliberately so she can lose the weight for the fitness DVD. Don't be fooled by it. Please don't be fooled by it. I think you should tell all your friends that, you know, it's just not right. If you want to lose weight,

go and see a proper nutritionist, go and see somebody who can tell you. Not some fat blob who's drunk most of the time. Don't do, you know, that's wrong. That's completely wrong. It's, you know,

we're going down the wrong route there, the wrong route, and especially with her, you know,

how awful she can be. And so on the television the other day, Peter Andre turned up and his fans have been desperate to find out when he'll finally wed that stunningly attractive Emily, or M, as he calls her. But since announcing his engagement, he's shrugged his shoulders every time he's been asked. Because to be honest with you, I mean, I don't think he wants to get married. I don't think he does. However, he's finally lifted. He's 42. You think you're talking to a 20-year-old. He's 42. And he said, this time next year, maybe May, I think. Well, what do you mean maybe may? And also why? What, you know, what's not in the diary next year that's in the diary this year? He says,

he sort of, he sort of talks about her. He says, he says, Emily works alongside doctors in the

hospital. She's still being classed as being at uni, but actually working in the hospital,

it's fantastic. As if he's so childlike, she's working with real doctors, like doing stuff

with a stethoscope and everything else.

And during the interview with Pip Schofield and Amanda, he laughed about the comments, his eldest daughter, Princess, made about him on ITV's big star, little star.

I don't remember those, actually, but poor old Pizzi. Forty, two, but sort of desperately getting older by the minute.

An old M, she's going to be stuck with some old man whose hair looks like it takes about three days to get ready.

I think it's done on somebody else's, you know, wig base, and then they just stick it on his head.

And I bet you anything, it'll be a wedding that will be so tacky. I mean, who are Peter Andre's friends? It's a bit difficult to know,

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