Welcome to the guided meditation podcast. Let's begin by lying down completely still.

Ah, time to relax.

So, okay, why are you on the floor? Oh my god, are you okay?

I can't help you. Don't worry, bro. I know the kiss of life.

No!

Life, a second chance, a rebirth.

Tuna.

Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.

Oh.

You don't want but that meerkat it with composer market.

Simples, huh?

Welcome, friend. Come on in. It's storming out there.

We've lost power, but it's dry and warm inside.

Grab a blanket and join us by the fire before you freeze.

We got plenty of room.

It's not safe to be wandering around in the dark.

Not out here, one of the closest town is five miles away by foot.

You won't see any cell towers, and I can promise you that.

No wife I out in these woods either.

Folks in town like to call it a lake, but make no mistake.

This here is all swampland.

If you get lost, you're likely to end up as gator bait, more worse.

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