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This is Pessimists Archive. I'm Jason Pfeiffer.

Perhaps you've heard about New York City's great horse manure crisis.

It was a straightforward problem, really.

In the late 1800s, horses were the city's

main mode of transportation. They pulled carriages and they pulled early versions of city buses,

and they crapped all over the place because that's what horses do. They take giant craps.

According to the 89th annual report of the New York City Board of Health,

over 500 tons of horse manure was

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