The First Man to Drink Cow's Milk - #20

Good Morning From Hell

Society & Culture, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Improv, Fiction

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Everyone knows about Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, but now Steve form the Ranch of Eden gets to tell his story. Special guest Steve played by Cole Gallian from Rooster Teeth Animation. Follow us on Twitter and send us questions at twitter.com/morningfromhell. Join our Hatreon to support the show and get exclusive content at goodmorningfromhell.com!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠.
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, hey Chris. Hey, hey Chris, hey, hey Chris! Good morning from HAAA!
0:15.2	What are you doing in my house? You didn't come into work today. Yeah, because I'm sick.
0:25.6	Yeah, me too. Yeah, shit. Yeah. Yeah, this is great. If you lost them. I guess we're recording an episode.
0:32.1	Yeah, yeah, we're gonna record and you think you get sick days in hell?
0:36.8	No, well, yeah, you're right then, I guess. I guess I'd cut that out of front of my legs.
0:44.5	So this is good morning from hell. This is hell's number one podcast.
0:48.2	That's right. Diode recently in my eternal punishment is to interview everyone in hell
0:54.3	with my co-host. Keeper by soul. Oh God.
0:59.2	News bulletin for everybody listening in hell. Seasonal plague is here. Yeah. So everyone has the plague.
1:07.0	Yeah, everybody go out. Go get your plague shots. I got my plague shot and I'm still sick.
1:13.3	Well, that knows the point. What? Yeah, I know the plague shot. It gives you the plague. That's how vaccines work.
1:20.3	We gave you the virus. You said to go get my plague shot. I thought that meant so I wouldn't get the plague.
1:26.8	No, no, no, no, we gave you the plague. It's hell, Chris. It's hell. You just give it.
1:32.1	That makes sense. Well, it is. Is that not how it works on earth? No, no, no, vaccines. No, yeah, vaccines.
1:38.0	No, they don't give you the disease that you're getting vaccinated for. They give you autism.
1:43.1	What? What? Yeah, that's how it works. Do you not read the news?
1:48.1	I don't think you've been doing your reading either. Chris, are you an anti-vaxxer?
1:52.5	No, I'm just sick. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's in the head. Logical excuse. Yeah, I know you are.
1:58.7	Hey, Chris, what shape is the earth? It's flat. What? Oh, God, Chris, you're sicker than I thought.
2:05.6	You're not making any sense. Chris, come back to us, buddy. No, I'm fit. Look, you gave me the black plague.
2:13.6	I kind of feel like everything. Oh, nobody said anything about black plague.
2:17.7	Whoa, all right. What's the? Whoa, man? You gave me the white plague.
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