Ah, snow tongue, my oldest and best friend. Look, I know you're just an axe, so you can't

talk back to me, but you're my axe, and that's why I'm polishing you. To make sure you

always look as shiny and sharp as can be, after all, a mighty Viking warrior like myself

is nothing without a clean battleware. What is it, Sig Freed? Oh, baby with a mustache.

Sorry if I scared you. I don't get scared. Me neither. Anyway, I was just polishing my

axe, Snow Tung, when I noticed this scratch on the blade. Oh boy, that's pretty bad. What

are you gonna do about it? Well, I can probably fix this tiny scratch with a bit more polish,

but I really should get Snow Tung a case, so it doesn't get any bigger scratches. You

know, they sell cases online. Here, you can search for one on my computer. Thanks, baby

with a mustache. Say, how do you type on a full-size keyboard if your fingers are all

baby-sized? I've got limber elbows. Ha, neat. Alright. Soft-pelt case for Viking axe.

What? $100? I can't afford that. Wait, what does that pop up at, say? Make money

fast, let people stay in your bedroom on space B and B. Well, we've got plenty of bedrooms

here on the ship. Maybe this is how I can make enough money to buy a new case for Snow Tung.

I'll list some of the bedrooms on the ship on this website, and people will stay in them

and exchange for money. Doesn't bother me. I sleep in a crib. By Odin's eyeball, we're

renting out the ship on space B and B. I like my story. Don't write for other people,

just write for yourself. Just go for the imagination. This is weird. I love it. It's

a real rickshaw. Deep, get out of here. We're trying to finish a story. The Sully Pilots.

Welcome back to the Story Pirates podcast, everyone, where we take stories written by kids

and turn them into sketch comedy and songs. Now, baby with a mustache, help me complete

by space B and B profile. Oh no, I'm out of here. I support you as a friend, but I feel

...