The First Hunt Without Phil Robertson Hit Different

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si has come down with a massive, miserable sinus infection—but Jay Stone was there when he caught it, and the two of them had an absolute blast in the process. John-David loses it over a hilarious new nickname making the rounds in the Duckmen crew. Martin starts to wonder if John Luke might be showing early signs of a midlife crisis with some of his recent choices, and Godwin confesses there’s only one reason he ever breaks his diet: when his wife Miss Paula wants ice cream. The boys all agree that teal season opened up with a bit of a shadow hanging over it without Phil this year. https://duckstamp.com/duck — Get your all-new digital duck stamp today. It’s easier than ever! Go to buyraycon.com/DUCK to get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the MyPillow Bedsheets for just $29.88! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ah, anyway.
0:08.3	All right, you guys.
0:09.3	Yeah.
0:09.5	Weird.
0:10.2	What I'm going to be doing it.
0:13.2	There we go.
0:14.4	Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen.
0:17.1	It is, I don't know what it is, but it's today.
0:20.8	It's today. It's today.
0:21.6	It's today.
0:22.6	It is today.
0:23.4	And we are obviously without, as he refers to himself, the star, Silas Merritt Robertson, is out with a, what did you say, sinus infection?
0:34.8	Well, nobody noticed if you ain't said nothing.
0:37.1	Oh, they would have picked up. They never would have. Eventually. Never would have noticed. Can't spell sinus infection? Well, nobody noticed if you ain't said nothing. Oh, they, they would have picked up on it. Eventually. Never would have noticed. Can't spell sinus infection without it. It's a home sitting over here. He acts just like him. I look just like. Mm-hmm. Look like him, act like him. Bathroom habits are same now. Yeah. There you go. I didn't even know where. Bill's pump. Need compression?
1:10.8	Yeah, I tell you, you get old, that old prostate start growing on you. Oh, yeah. It takes a little longer. Which is always weird. On off. You would think if it grew, it'd get better. I know. Generally, things start shrinking and it's a problem.
1:11.5	I know.
1:17.8	That's why I got my knee and I got that scope on my knee because I tore my meniscus.
1:19.9	I said, how are you going to fix that?
1:23.0	He said, well, I'm going to cut the tear out.
1:25.7	I said, so you're going to make a bigger hole?
1:26.3	Yeah.
1:27.7	It's going to hurt more.
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