Oh, time to be real.

Too late, I already was.

Shit.

Shit, it meant for the app.

I got too real with you guys.

Got anything real you want to say?

Yeah, I got something real to say.

I know we went through a time, and certainly that's still the case that Good Russ makes very good handheld gaming content, things like that.

But I found a new source.

The fact that you're calling him Good Russ now makes me very happy.

A new source for content, and it's a guy on YouTube who just tells me how my bidet seat works.

And man, this guy knows his stuff.

Yeah? We will drop a link in the newsletter post we will but if you're looking for chief pro bidet content because this is in the cult like

we're not this isn't in the show so I don't know who you're talking to like is this not the

cold open this is a cold open it's actually let me just The cold open is just stuff we recorded randomly before the show started. Yeah, I understand. You know what I'm saying? I do want to say it's actually not a cold open. It's a very warm and misting open. Yeah. Sometimes my little son makes us unplug the beday seat on our toilet downstairs because that makes a noise that freaks him out a little bit sometimes and then I'll forget to plug it back in and I'll come in, you know, for a middle of the night session and I'll sit down and the seat is icy cold instead of wonderful warm because I forgot to plug it in. It gives me a jump scare every time. And it's like you're a caveman at that point. It is like, yeah, on a cold seat. It's like you're traveling back. That's really the reason never to travel back in time. I know people are worried about changing history, but really... Gotta have a warm seat. You would not have a warm seat. I wanted to feel like a big guy was just on there. That's how I like it. Thank you. Yeah. You would have to sit on top of a

fireplace in the past to have that experience. Not a good pooping spot. Justin, it's too blue in

your room. That's not for them. It's for us. Justin made it very blue. I stole that magical gum. It's his blue. It's for you. Just to make it very blue.

I stole that magical gum.

It's his blue period.

And now he's turning to a blueberry.

I'm turning violet. Violet.

Is that better?

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