The First Day of School | The Bachelorette S18 Premiere

Bad TV | A Reality TV Recap Podcast Program

Dylan Wrenn

Tv & Film

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Dylan, Nick and Pat are back for a brand new season of this most wonderful show, ABC's The Bachelorette. We talk dossiers, half-court shots, serial killers who love ice cream, direct messages, Sith Lords, granny smiths, cannolis and of course ABC's The Bachelorette. Check out our full coverage Bachelor in Paradise coverage and more on Patreon - Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetwork Video of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/c/AnotherBachelorPodcast Merch: AnotherMerchStore.com

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0:00.0	So the table is rolled in, rudely interrupting one of the fliest verses I've ever heard, really.
0:06.7	I don't remember from whom, but it's Rick and he eats some strawberries and then comes out
0:15.8	of the table and goes from, and breaks my heart. He was a full grown man.
0:30.0	Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new season of another bachelor podcast.
0:49.5	My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. What's going on, everybody?
0:55.6	The podcast is over there behind my glasses. So we're back. You sound like you have contempt in
1:02.0	your voice. Well, maybe I do a little bit. Do you want to get into PSAs? Well, I'll just say we're
1:07.2	back. So for all you people out there that refuse to pay us, I want you to know that there was a lot
1:11.8	of people that were willing to do that for us. Sure. Yeah. Had a wonderful summer without you.
1:17.1	Right. Right. Now, I just, you know, I just feel as though there's going to be plenty of season
1:24.5	to kind of flame cheapos. You know what I mean? But, but this is tabula. So this is the start of
1:30.7	something new and beautiful class is in session. It's my shell season of the bachelor's. So
1:39.7	you're asking me to clean up my attitude of it. No, huh? Okay. All right. Well, we're back and
1:45.0	I'm happy to be here. I guess. Okay, Nick. No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Well, I guess
1:49.1	this Nick want to say something before I do a PSA. I was going to, I think I was going to tag his PSA.
1:54.9	Okay. And we're going to war with China. If you hear a large bomber overhead, go ahead,
1:59.7	pass. I think actually the war has already started. That's why this supply chain so fucked up.
2:03.6	Yeah, exactly. Hey, no politics. It's hitting our pizza. It's not about politics. This is,
2:07.2	this affects everybody. I went to go buy my grilled chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr.
2:11.4	All the grilled chicken, all chicken gone. Yeah. I had to eat one of those Beyond Burger
2:15.4	things. These are apocalyptic times we're living in. But thank God class is in session. We've
2:20.6	got my shell season of the bachelor red to cover. And we must do it soon. And Bill Gates has
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