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Turtle Time

The First Cut is The Deepest (RHOC S17 E1-3 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 182 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and discuss the things that matter most to them - Vanderpump Rules updates, safety in crowds, Tom Sandoval in a submersible, Fatwas, Mount Everest, and a Catania & Conover update. (00:00 - 31:10) Amy and Riley then discuss Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder's appearances on The Toast (31:14) and some other things related tangentially to that. And after that, they take a huge trip to Orange County in the form of discussing the RHOC S17 episodes 1 through 3. (01:08:00) This is 3 hours of pure Turtle Time! That's the length of Bo Dietl's film The Wolf of Wall Street. If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you love us, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:05.8

Just raise your glasses.

0:11.0

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.0

This once we turn off time.

0:16.0

Amy.

0:18.0

Riley. Amy used it. I don't know. I always go. Amy Riley

0:21.1

I don't know I always go

0:24.1

So peak like book

0:26.7

Yeah it's whatever you want

0:28.5

I like that version

0:29.9

You had a coffee

0:31.7

Mishap happened

0:33.2

But it's all averted now

0:34.6

Right yeah I needed my coffee

0:36.5

Close to me but the condensation is off the charts.

0:39.7

Yeah, I got nervous too when the theme song started playing, and my mic stand started collapsing down on me, but I figured it out.

0:47.2

I tightened everything, and now it's perfect.

0:48.9

Great. I'm feeling fantastic.

0:51.4

Does it feel like it's been a long time since we recorded?

0:54.0

Kind of. Even though we

0:56.7

recorded like 20 hours last week. Right. It was just a week. And then we recorded on a Friday.

1:03.5

We did two episodes. So that was a lot of recording. I don't know. For some reason, it seems like a

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